Frosty
Hugh G. Rection
Australia
If you can't handle me at my Gollum, you don't deserve me at my Sméagol.

What was E.T short for?
Because he had little legs.

Communism: On your Marx, get set, go!

Alchoholism: None will be any the budweiser

Yo mama so ugly, fluorine wouldn't bond with her.

Never trust an atom, they make up everything.

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize? Because he was out standing in his field.

A helium atom walks into a bar. The bartender tells him, "We don't serve noble gases here." The helium atom doesn't react.

Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlour to get a tattoo. After it wouldn't wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlour wasn't there.

Did you hear about the guy who cooled himself to absolute zero?
He's 0K now.

I used to be a kid like you. Until I took a bullet to the parents. - Batman

A doe walks out of the forrest and says "That's the last time I'll do that for two bucks."
If you can't handle me at my Gollum, you don't deserve me at my Sméagol.

What was E.T short for?
Because he had little legs.

Communism: On your Marx, get set, go!

Alchoholism: None will be any the budweiser

Yo mama so ugly, fluorine wouldn't bond with her.

Never trust an atom, they make up everything.

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize? Because he was out standing in his field.

A helium atom walks into a bar. The bartender tells him, "We don't serve noble gases here." The helium atom doesn't react.

Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlour to get a tattoo. After it wouldn't wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlour wasn't there.

Did you hear about the guy who cooled himself to absolute zero?
He's 0K now.

I used to be a kid like you. Until I took a bullet to the parents. - Batman

A doe walks out of the forrest and says "That's the last time I'll do that for two bucks."
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