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i waited 😢 3 WHOLE MINUTES ⏱️ just for it to detonate like 💣 the final boss in a JRPG 😩
now the cheese is EVERYWHERE 😭💥 my soul is in the corner
i just wanted a midnight snack 😔 not a war crime in my kitchen 💔🥶
the ham is too hot 🔥 the crust is frozen 🧊 I AM IN PIZZA PURGATORY 🍕😔
someone please call Gordon Ramsay or a priest 🙏 this is not food it’s an experience
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⣽⣻ ⣿⡿ ⣉ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⡟ ⡉⢻⣿⡌⣿⣳⡥
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