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probably the worst part about being a professional e-gamer is that everybody just assumes you’re some kind of attractive, socially well-adjusted muscle monster, without really realizing that you’re a genius too

No, you’re NOT a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people who think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing! most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games! I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT!REAL!GAMES! put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that its really rare to see girls playing videos games haha! i don’t know why its a guy thing honestly I’m like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. we should really play CS:GO sometime its a really good first person shooter with lots of different fun skins for guns, don’t worry ill protect you from the other team ;) sorry that wasn’t flirting i swear I’m just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry I’m really shy I don’t go out much haha add me on Skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun :D