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probably the worst part about being a professional e-gamer is that everybody just assumes you’re some kind of attractive, socially well-adjusted muscle monster, without really realizing that you’re a genius too

No, you’re NOT a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people who think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing! most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games! I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT!REAL!GAMES! put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers