The best feeling you can get in the gym, or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is... the pump. Let's say you train your biceps: blood is rushing into your muscles, and that's what we call the pump. Your muscles get a really tight feeling like your skin is going to explode any minute. And it's really tight. It's like someone blowing air into it, into your muscle. It just blows up. It just feels different. It feels fantastic. It's as satisfying to me as... coming is. Y'know as having sex with a woman and coming.

So, can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am, like, getting the feeling of coming in the gym. I'm getting the feeling of coming at home. I'm getting the feeling of coming... backstage when I pump up. When I pose in front of five thousand people, I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night!

And it's terrific! Right? Teehee! So, I am in heaven.