my quotebinds!
all of these are random funny things people have said to me in tf2 that caused me to chortle enough to copy them into my console with the format of -bind [x] "say quote"-

PLEASE GET MAD AT ME IN TF2 TEXT CHAT SO I CAN GET MORE OF THESE

my favs (with detailed reviews! congrats on being special enough):

upzakuza : i feel like the more im in this server the more estrogen i get
★★★★☆ great all round bind, can be used in any situation. am i upset about the server im in? am i happy about it? chuffed? disgruntled? normal gruntled? whatever it is, im definitely gaining estrogen from it, baby!

Pyuua Pyuua : i'll remember you in therapy
★★★★★ LOVE this one. ive incorporated this into my daily lexicon. serious "i'm gonna tell my therapist on you" vibes

Vjppro789 : u are the most discusting pryo fury wearied toxic cat ever
★★★★★ this one is just impressive. FOUR spelling errors *in a row.* even without them, though, just a hilarious thing to say to someone. i truly am the most discusting pryo fury wearied toxic cat ever.

SquidyF2P : !taint
★★★★☆ very simple one. guy tried to type !taunt after he killed me to schadenfreude, accidentally typed out the most kissable part of the body. absolute cinema

jjandjasper : ur trans is a mentenly illness
★★★★☆ honestly im not sure if this one was ironic or not. hilarious regardless

MillieRor64 : knot as in the... you know what?
MillieRor64 : thats gross dude
★★★★☆ this person tried to argue with me for like 20 minutes about how my username was disgusting and i should be banned from steam for it. i like to press this one whenever someone is confused about my username

i like pie : STOP MEOWING YOU RETAR
★★★★☆ i like to press this one whenever someone complains about the meow bind i spam any time anything happens

Giggles : frick you fa5got
★★★☆☆ i like pronouncing this like fasgot. its got some hypnotizing effect on me. frick you fasgot!

Sausog : are you some sort of quear
★★★☆☆ this one i feel should be said in a southern accent for maximum comedy. why are you asking though is it not obvious enough

the rest (live in shame at not even being good enough of a hater to be on my favs list):

koshiyoshi : god im so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hungry for tgirl knot
★★★☆☆ you can have a lick
santik lingo : i wish to be forced to clean miss paulings sweaty unwashed ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ w/ my moufe :3c ★★★☆☆ trying WAY too hard, but still funny
Oogle : i dont respect transgeder
★★★☆☆ i do not want your respect
poop : can you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stop you stupid transgend
★★★☆☆ elevated by pressing enter too early. didnt really specify what to stop though
Rachel : Trans women will never be men.
★★★☆☆ funny reversal but was intentional...
EierkuchenHD : estrogen turns you into a fvggvt
★★★☆☆ sorry but i was a "fvggvt" before the estrogen
Solar Flare : tgirl PLEASE kill yourelf
★★☆☆☆ my elf
d-_-b : tgirl can you spin around on it
★★☆☆☆ what about my username makes you think im a bottom
birb.png : Tgirl show your feet
★★☆☆☆ give me money
tf2s 10th class : tgirl how big is the knot
★☆☆☆☆ give me money to find out
SirMcChicken : guys can we anihilate this 30 year old man
★☆☆☆☆ flattered you think im that mature
Im Sex : god my ♥♥♥♥ stinks so bad rn
★☆☆☆☆ true to the username, but trying too hard