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These metrics include:
Squishiness: VERY
Roundness: ROTUND
Do it clap?: IT DO✅
Slapability: EXTREME
Evaluators Notes: Due to the FATNESS ✅ of this gamer's ASS 🍑, you WILL hear it clap every time this gamer gets up from his chair. Please take precaution before this happens, as it can cause distractions during your epic gamer sesh✅.