Minok is not bound by the laws of physics, time, or common sense. Some say Minok was sneezed into existence by a hyper-intelligent cosmic jellyfish. Others believe Minok is the final boss of the simulation we call reality, but only unlockable if you microwave a sock at exactly 3:17 AM while humming the Macarena.

Minok once won a chess match against itself… and lost at the same time. Witnesses claim Minok has the ability to turn invisible, but only when nobody is looking. In 1998, Minok allegedly whispered a secret word so powerful that it caused every pigeon in a three-mile radius to forget how to fly for exactly 12 minutes.

Minok doesn’t walk. Minok teleports unpredictably, usually mid-sentence. On Tuesdays, Minok exists in exactly four places at once—one of which is always a vending machine. Scientists tried to capture Minok for research, but their entire laboratory inexplicably turned into a giant trampoline, and Minok simply boinged away laughing.

Rumors say Minok has an Ultimate Form but refuses to use it because it’s “too mainstream.” Some claim Minok has already taken over the world but is keeping it a secret for dramatic effect. If you ever wake up and feel like reality is slightly off—like all clocks are running 0.3 seconds late or your left shoe suddenly dislikes you—Minok is nearby, adjusting the universe just for fun.

Can Minok be defeated? No.
Can Minok be understood? Absolutely not.
Does Minok have a purpose? …Maybe?
Does Minok care? HAHAHAHAHAHA NO.

Minok is, Minok was, Minok will always be.

And Minok is currently eating a sandwich made of pure chaos.