$15,000 REWARD
So pissed right now I hope these son’s of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ get caught, My friend "ILLIDEAN" doesn't deserve this, I hope you get everything back! Someone broke into his car & they’ve taken a load of stuff that was in there including his clothes & other things required for work! If anyone comes across any garage sales or Facebook posts selling any of it or is offered any of the listed items please let me know or you can message me, discretion is assured. Reward has been offered for information leading to the recovery of these items. He works hard for this stuff and with this stuff, please help him find them.
Items stolen
1 x 18” light up sparkle unicorn dildo
1 x large tube of tuna flavoured lube
1 x Cucumber
1 x Latex glove with novelty fingers
1 x rope
1 x bag of cable ties
1 x pair of nipple tassels
1 x roll of gaffer tape
1 x Anal butt plug
2 x pink fur lined handcuffs
1 x Paddle
1 x 36" 2 headed dildo

Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤

Aight Lean Dean Beaning Machine. Let's talk shall we?
First of all having 1+ beans from a game that was almost an hour isn't massive, especially by the way you build which is ALL BEANSPEED but not a single thing that actually helps your team. That's the most selfish way to play ANY bean. Even heroes that generally can solo teams get items to benefit the rest of their team. Bane for example, can solo a team easily with his escape and high Bean output but he also picks up Linkens which benefits the team more than just MKB and Treads or your seemingly common items Aghs and Veil. Veil does help the team I'll give you that but the way you use it is so minimal impact for the teams help. You use it to just completely destroy one person and all the others seem unaffected by it because you weren't focusing on the rest of the fight.
Secondly, you can't keep bragging about how well you do as Nyx when you are actually hiding a lil secret that I found out through some Big Brother like activity

Aight Illbear, let’s talk shall we?

Having the biggest territory in the forest doesn’t mean much when you spend half the year knocked out in a cave. You act like you run things, but really, you’re just a walking stomach that wakes up, wrecks the local food supply, and dips. Even wolves contribute more—keeping prey in check, working together, actually doing something besides flexing your size.

And don’t get me started on your “hunting” skills. You’re out here acting like an apex predator, but most of your meals? Straight-up theft. Swiping salmon, raiding beehives, bullying smaller animals. Even foxes put in more effort. Then, when winter comes? You vanish. No teamwork, no looking out for anyone else, just sleep.

Also, I saw what happened when that wolverine stepped up. You ran. So let’s not pretend you’re the forest king when you’re really just a giant, lazy tank with claws, stuffing your face until it’s nap time.

Hello I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Pummel Party Official discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require any guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2... a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. I see you play pummel party, and are you good at mini games? I am a mini-game aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games.

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