$15,000 REWARD
So pissed right now I hope these son’s of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ get caught, My friend "ILLIDEAN" doesn't deserve this, I hope you get everything back! Someone broke into his car & they’ve taken a load of stuff that was in there including his clothes & other things required for work! If anyone comes across any garage sales or Facebook posts selling any of it or is offered any of the listed items please let me know or you can message me, discretion is assured. Reward has been offered for information leading to the recovery of these items. He works hard for this stuff and with this stuff, please help him find them.
Items stolen
1 x 18” light up sparkle unicorn dildo
1 x large tube of tuna flavoured lube
1 x Cucumber
1 x Latex glove with novelty fingers
1 x rope
1 x bag of cable ties
1 x pair of nipple tassels
1 x roll of gaffer tape
1 x Anal butt plug
2 x pink fur lined handcuffs
1 x Paddle
1 x 36" 2 headed dildo

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Aight Lean Dean Beaning Machine. Let's talk shall we?
First of all having 1+ beans from a game that was almost an hour isn't massive, especially by the way you build which is ALL BEANSPEED but not a single thing that actually helps your team. That's the most selfish way to play ANY bean. Even heroes that generally can solo teams get items to benefit the rest of their team. Bane for example, can solo a team easily with his escape and high Bean output but he also picks up Linkens which benefits the team more than just MKB and Treads or your seemingly common items Aghs and Veil. Veil does help the team I'll give you that but the way you use it is so minimal impact for the teams help. You use it to just completely destroy one person and all the others seem unaffected by it because you weren't focusing on the rest of the fight.
Secondly, you can't keep bragging about how well you do as Nyx when you are actually hiding a lil secret that I found out through some Big Brother like activity

Aight Illbear, let’s talk shall we?

Having the biggest territory in the forest doesn’t mean much when you spend half the year knocked out in a cave. You act like you run things, but really, you’re just a walking stomach that wakes up, wrecks the local food supply, and dips. Even wolves contribute more—keeping prey in check, working together, actually doing something besides flexing your size.

And don’t get me started on your “hunting” skills. You’re out here acting like an apex predator, but most of your meals? Straight-up theft. Swiping salmon, raiding beehives, bullying smaller animals. Even foxes put in more effort. Then, when winter comes? You vanish. No teamwork, no looking out for anyone else, just sleep.

Also, I saw what happened when that wolverine stepped up. You ran. So let’s not pretend you’re the forest king when you’re really just a giant, lazy tank with claws, stuffing your face until it’s nap time.

Hello I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Pummel Party Official discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require any guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2... a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. I see you play pummel party, and are you good at mini games? I am a mini-game aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games.

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hi

Smart options beat consistent players. Consistent options beat dumb players. Dumb options beat smart players.

Aight Bean. Let's talk shall we?
First of all having 20+ meals from a service that was almost an hour isn't massive, especially by the way you build your burger which is ALL LETTUCE but not a single thing that actually helps your team. That's the most selfish way to plate ANY meal. Even chefs that generally can solo entire menus get ingredients to benefit the rest of their team. Weber for example, can solo a meal easily with his heat and high voltage but he also heats up water which benefits the team more than just rice and pasta or your seemingly common items Eggs and Veal. Veal does help the team I'll give you that but the way you use it is so minimal impact for the teams help. You use it to just completely destroy one plate and all the others seem unaffected by it because you weren't focusing on the rest of the table.
Secondly, you can't keep bragging about how well you do as a cook when you are actually hiding a lil secret that I found out through some Iron Chef like activity

Aight Shmean. Let's talk shall we?
First of all having 20+ shmills from a game that was almost a smhour isn't shmassive, especially by the way you build which is SHMALL SHMAMAGE but not a single thing that actually helps your team. That's the most shmelfish way to play SHMANY hero. Even shmeroes that generally can shmolo teams get items to shmenefit the rest of their shmeam. Shmeaver for example, can solo a team easily with his escape and shmigh shmamage but he also picks up Shminkens which benefits the team more than just SHMEMKB and shmreads or your seemingly common items shmaghs and shmeil. Shmeil does help the team I'll give you that but the way you use it is so shminimal shmimpact for the shmeams help. You use it to just completely shmestroy one shmerson and all the others seem shmunaffected by it because you weren't shmocusing on the rest of the shmight.
Secondly, you can't keep shmagging about how well you do as Shmiki when you are actually shmiding a lil shmecret.

Aight Dean. Let's talk shall we?
First of all having 2000+ kills from a game that was a Century long isn't massive, especially by the way you build which is ALL D!CK but not a single thing that actually helps your Social Credit Score. That's the most MAXING way to play ANY hero. Even heroes that generally solo teams get items to benefit the rest of their team. Weaver for example, can solo a team easily with his D!CK and Huge Balls but he picks up Linkens which benefits the team more than just Caffine and adderal or your seemingly common items G-Fuel and Anime Thighs. Anime Thighs does help the team I'll give you that but the way you use it is so minimal impact for the teams help. You use it to just completely D!CK one person and all the others seem Goon Locked by it because you weren't focusing on the rest of the fight.
Secondly, you can't keep bragging about how well you do as Riki when you are actually hiding a lil bulgy wolgy UWU that I found out through some Big Sister activity

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Aight Dean. Let's talk shall we?
First of all having 20+ kills from a game that was almost an hour isn't massive, especially by the way you build which is ALL DAMAGE but not a single thing that actually helps your team. That's the most selfish way to play ANY hero. Even heroes that generally can solo teams get items to benefit the rest of their team. Weaver for example, can solo a team easily with his escape and high damage but he also picks up Linkens which benefits the team more than just MKB and Treads or your seemingly common items Aghs and Veil. Veil does help the team I'll give you that but the way you use it is so minimal impact for the teams help. You use it to just completely destroy one person and all the others seem unaffected by it because you weren't focusing on the rest of the fight.
Secondly, you can't keep bragging about how well you do as Riki when you are actually hiding a lil secret that I found out through some Big Brother like activity

You wake up. You're still a lizard sunning on a red rock. It was all a dream. The concept of selling "Feet pics" to pay back "Student loans" is already losing its meaning as you open and lick your own eyeballs to moisten them. Time to eat a bug.

No, does it look like I give even the slightest ♥♥♥♥ about five ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ letters? I bet you took the time to type those five letters too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "Based" on your gravestone?

this guy... idk who the ♥♥♥♥ you are but u better quit trolling me. i dont know why u decided to leave all those mean comments on my profile and send me thos creepy messages but stay the ♥♥♥♥ away from me ok? everytime i boot up my favorite game (undertale) u message me "memegame" every ♥♥♥♥ING time. im trying to enjoy a nice afternoon with my friends and you ruin it all. why are u picking on me and not the millions of other steam users who enjoy this great game? well i just wanted to say that its over now. im removing and blocking you. you wont be able to hurt me or my virtual friends anymore,♥♥♥♥♥. i honestly hope i never see you again, and i hope you ♥♥♥♥ing die u stupid ♥♥♥♥ing loser. sans: "hey calm down dude this guy isnt worth it" me; "ur right, sorry i lost my cool." anyways goodbye forever u ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥♥. i hope to see you in hell.

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IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA GUY THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

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If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA GUY THAT KILLED U!
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....// (..) ), ----"
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

Oh, how very big of you. You're an alpha male, are you? Well, let me clue you in on something: Alpha Males haven't been in charge for a good couple of decades. Obviously, this tirade is directed on a High School level. Once you get out of high school, and begin working at your dead-end office job, you know who your boss is going to be? That's right, that pasty nerd you made fun of. It's funny, you see. The majority of the women you are talking about, despite the blatant lies you've slipped in, and the generalizations which remain moderately untrue, are frankly, idiotic sluts. The fact that you're trying to taunt us with them is inane, because while they sound appealing in text, in reality, we wouldn't want anything to do with the ****ing skanks. And furthermore, thank you for "****ing every girl in the school (I bet you can bench 2000 pounds too, amirite?)." Honestly, thank you. Why, you may ask? Because, by taking away the easy route, you have brought pain upon us.

hey, sorry about that last comment, I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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malaka

the greek stallion

hey, sorry about that last comment, I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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