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"Who's there?"
*knock knock*
"Who is there?"
*knock knock*
"Ok ok who is there?"
*knock knock*
"You know this isn't funny anymore, who's there?"
*knock knock*
"Joke's long dead just stop..."
*knock knock*
"I could call the police you know."
*knock knock*
"FOR THE LAST TIME... Who is th-"
"relax human am giant spider am not done knocking" *knock knock*