Ian McKellen is my spirit animal

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Korrashae-mi: ♥♥♥♥ you slimey ♥♥♥♥ bastard
Korrashae-mi: tryin ta get in ma pantz
（。々°）Xeairon: i... wot
（。々°）Xeairon: wot
Korrashae-mi: get outta there
（。々°）Xeairon: ew
（。々°）Xeairon: why
Korrashae-mi: there ain't enough room in these pants for the both of us

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few months ago I started noticing that theres like surplus of carrots in my fridge..
I would say things to them.
OMG you carrots.
are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ inside and breeding.

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Xeairon『Dingus: they're giving me a package
Korratrevanion: jesus
Xeairon『Dingus: for me to insert into

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Xeairon: ouh
Xeairon: my anus7
Xeairon: ball sack
Xeairon: i have a tonne of balls to shpw you
Xeairon: ;)

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（。々°）Xeairon: clitering my rut
（。々°）Xeairon: ringinernintrut
（。々°）Xeairon: lick ♥♥♥♥ this
（。々°）Xeairon: *slppsls
（。々°）Xeairon: *SPSLPSSSSRLups
（。々°）Xeairon:

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« Âlêj� ndrø » : i like getting 2 rocks and slapping them between my ♥♥♥♥

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Korrasalami: "what went wrong when you were born?"
Xeairon: "i came out.. of a hole"
Xeairon: "i've got photos..."

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（。々°）Xeairon: i see them frequently
Korrasniffsglue: squirrels or old ladies
（。々°）Xeairon: they're cute

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Korrashae-mi: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF A 66 YEAR OLD GRANDPA CALLED JOEY WITH DENTURES WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU AND KEPT TRYING TO COME ONTO YOU WHILE YOU WERE OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS
（。々°）Xeairon: i'll store the 'come' and concoct a vial with some herbs and spices, then sprinkle it on his own meal when he's no looking
（。々°）Xeairon: wut

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unzips pants, removes turd
Gee, I'm not sure how that got there. Feverishly tries to shove back into pants, hoping no one notices
wipes brow

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One day she made a special batch of gingerbread men because they were extra big.

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Korrormit: ye it's not like i didnt do it too
（。々°）Xeairon [GoldFish]: his eyes look like the innoncense of a teenagers wet dream
Korrormit: but still
Korrormit: ....wat

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Xeairon: slrspspsrpsrslrpsrls
Korrasalami: wha... what?
Xeairon: ssrpsrlsprsrplrsplsrpls pslr sprl
Korrasalami: what are you doing?
Xeairon: speaking in squid

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Korra: whats the fifth letter of the alphabet
Xeairon: c

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Bribluh Brugsluhrf: c o c k s
（。々°）Xeairon (Goldfish): truely an inspiration for all men
Bribluh Brugsluhrf: PLOUGHING WITCH ♥♥♥♥♥♥
（。々°）Xeairon (Goldfish): aspire to have a big dong between their legs
（。々°）Xeairon (Goldfish): protruding towards girls every where across teh country
（。々°）Xeairon (Goldfish): nonstop protruding
（。々°）Xeairon (Goldfish): helix penis

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willy