SURPRISE!
You have been smacked by the CHRISTMAS CO.CK MONSTER right in your face! THWACK There’s just ONE rule. You can’t co.ck slap someone that has already co.ck slapped you!! Try to co.ck slap as many as possible before they co.ck slap you. I have already smacked you in your face, so you can’t co.ck slap me. Good luck!
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Pass the Christmas Co.ckmonster to 10 of your tightest bros to give them big co.ck and massive gains this 2023 and thank them for everything they've done !

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want me to shank yo nans?

u wot m8 ?