What, was it barking?

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking spit*

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out

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hello, i noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and i am under the presumption that this goddess is you? it is quite astonishing to see a female here in the valorant LFG. i am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require any guidance, please, i will assist you at any hour, day or night, and, before you are mistaken, i do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, i am not opposed in the event that you are interested in me, as many women often are. i am a man of standard, and i do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... so rest assured that i will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. consider me your jett? i see you play valorant and are you good at playing sage? i am a peak gold 3, so i would be happy to help you rank up. platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. i look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx