i like planes:)
Hell, Nord-Trondelag, Norway
ᵘʷᵘ whooPs ♥♥♥♥ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
⊂ヽ
  \\ my egg
   \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    > ⌒ヽ
   /   へ\
   /  / \\fell out
   レ ノ   ヽつ
  / / 💦
  / /| 🥚
 ( (ヽ.
 | |、\
 | 丿 \ ⌒)
 | |  ) /
ノ )  Lノ
(_/
ᵘʷᵘ 💦 ♥♥♥♥ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ 🥚 ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ 💦ᵘʷᵘ ♥♥♥♥, sorry guys
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ 🥚 ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
ᵘʷᵘ my eggs all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ 🥚 sorry ᵘʷᵘ oh ♥♥♥♥ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ 💦 ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ

🥚
ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS! ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS!

There is a ♥♥♥ EGG alert in aisle 4!

Someone came all over the floor. There is cumeggs everywhere. You cannot stand in aisle 4 without seeing or feeling cumeggs. The amount of eggs and ejaculate in aisle 4 is simply unnatural. Please for the love of God, we need a cleanup in aisle 4. This lagoon of cummie eggie must have been produced by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blue whale.

Oh God I can smell it.
*sniffffffFfffFfff*

The fluid mixture has invaded my nostrils. There is so much cummie eggy mess. I cannot see. It's all yellow white . Everything. White. Yellow. Mom please help. SOS. Someone call 911, or 411, or a scientist I don't know. I'm_

*gargling noises*
drowning-
*slip*
in-
*more thick eggy gargling*
-cumegg!
*dial tone*

ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ♥♥♥♥, sorry guys
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
ᵘʷᵘ my eggs all over the ᵘʷᵘ place 🥚
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry ᵘʷᵘ oh ♥♥♥♥ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ♥♥♥♥, sorry guys
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
ᵘʷᵘ my eggs all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ
Whoops
uwu uwu uwu

i
uwu busted uwu

|\ / \ / \ / | ,_
; \/` my '; , \_',
\ / ♥♥♥
'. .' /`.
`~ ~` , /\
Egg ` " . ` "
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry ᵘʷᵘ oh ♥♥♥♥ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ 💦 ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ♥♥♥♥, sorry guys
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
∧__∧
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)っ Whoops
(っ /
Lノ┘ my egg

  ∧___∧
⊂ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) my egg
 ヽ ⊂二/
 (⌒) / 💦🥚

/        \ fell
|  ●    ● | whoops
\   __ / out

ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
ᵘʷᵘ my UWUs all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry💦
ᵘʷᵘ whooPs ♥♥♥♥ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
⊂ヽ
  \\ my egg
   \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    > ⌒ヽ
   /   へ\
   /  / \\fell out
   レ ノ   ヽつ
  / / 💦
  / /| 🥚
 ( (ヽ.
 | |、\
 | 丿 \ ⌒)
 | |  ) /
ノ )  Lノ
(_/
ᵘʷᵘ 💦 ♥♥♥♥ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ 🥚 ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ 💦ᵘʷᵘ ♥♥♥♥, sorry guys
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ 🥚 ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
ᵘʷᵘ my eggs all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ 🥚 sorry ᵘʷᵘ oh ♥♥♥♥ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ 💦 ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ

🥚
ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS! ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS!

There is a ♥♥♥ EGG alert in aisle 4!

Someone came all over the floor. There is cumeggs everywhere. You cannot stand in aisle 4 without seeing or feeling cumeggs. The amount of eggs and ejaculate in aisle 4 is simply unnatural. Please for the love of God, we need a cleanup in aisle 4. This lagoon of cummie eggie must have been produced by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blue whale.

Oh God I can smell it.
*sniffffffFfffFfff*

The fluid mixture has invaded my nostrils. There is so much cummie eggy mess. I cannot see. It's all yellow white . Everything. White. Yellow. Mom please help. SOS. Someone call 911, or 411, or a scientist I don't know. I'm_

*gargling noises*
drowning-
*slip*
in-
*more thick eggy gargling*
-cumegg!
*dial tone*

ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ♥♥♥♥, sorry guys
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
ᵘʷᵘ my eggs all over the ᵘʷᵘ place 🥚
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry ᵘʷᵘ oh ♥♥♥♥ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ♥♥♥♥, sorry guys
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
ᵘʷᵘ my eggs all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ
Whoops
uwu uwu uwu

i
uwu busted uwu

|\ / \ / \ / | ,_
; \/` my '; , \_',
\ / ♥♥♥
'. .' /`.
`~ ~` , /\
Egg ` " . ` "
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry ᵘʷᵘ oh ♥♥♥♥ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ 💦 ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ♥♥♥♥, sorry guys
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
∧__∧
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)っ Whoops
(っ /
Lノ┘ my egg

  ∧___∧
⊂ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) my egg
 ヽ ⊂二/
 (⌒) / 💦🥚

/        \ fell
|  ●    ● | whoops
\   __ / out

ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
ᵘʷᵘ my UWUs all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry💦
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~famous quotes~
"this is not the right time to mastrubate"

-drawer spaghetti

«D e stør sjangs for at du et en at æ et, og æ e feit!»

-Trønder

"like, you just lay there with your ♥♥♥♥ in your mouth thinking 'how did my life come to this' "

-my wife

"have you never have feeling penis??"

-lardman

stick??
more like log!

-my previous wife

«Før va æ redd for mørket, no e æ redd for mørke»

-ukjent trønder

♥♥♥♥ swedes and turks. they are weak bloodline
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Post this windmill on 5 other profiles to keep Steam properly air conditioned!
MagaakeFTW 13 sep 2022 om 12:15 
''Never have feeling penis'' - MagaakeFTW
Thor_1 2 nov 2021 om 10:37 
+rep Hell a nice player. !! :steamthumbsup:
m.skei 4 okt 2021 om 10:49 
hallo
aki 27 dec 2019 om 12:31 
+rep insane player.

just needs to work on his communication, teamplay, pistols, positioning, rifles, coordination, AWP, utility, clutching, confidence, aiming, economy management, movement and entries.
aki 23 nov 2019 om 13:40 
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