i like planes:)
Hell, Nord-Trondelag, Norway
ᵘʷᵘ whooPs ♥♥♥♥ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
⊂ヽ
  \\ my egg
   \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    > ⌒ヽ
   /   へ\
   /  / \\fell out
   レ ノ   ヽつ
  / / 💦
  / /| 🥚
 ( (ヽ.
 | |、\
 | 丿 \ ⌒)
 | |  ) /
ノ )  Lノ
(_/
ᵘʷᵘ 💦 ♥♥♥♥ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ 🥚 ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ 💦ᵘʷᵘ ♥♥♥♥, sorry guys
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ 🥚 ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
ᵘʷᵘ my eggs all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ 🥚 sorry ᵘʷᵘ oh ♥♥♥♥ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ 💦 ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ

🥚
ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS! ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS!

There is a ♥♥♥ EGG alert in aisle 4!

Someone came all over the floor. There is cumeggs everywhere. You cannot stand in aisle 4 without seeing or feeling cumeggs. The amount of eggs and ejaculate in aisle 4 is simply unnatural. Please for the love of God, we need a cleanup in aisle 4. This lagoon of cummie eggie must have been produced by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blue whale.

Oh God I can smell it.
*sniffffffFfffFfff*

The fluid mixture has invaded my nostrils. There is so much cummie eggy mess. I cannot see. It's all yellow white . Everything. White. Yellow. Mom please help. SOS. Someone call 911, or 411, or a scientist I don't know. I'm_

*gargling noises*
drowning-
*slip*
in-
*more thick eggy gargling*
-cumegg!
*dial tone*

ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ♥♥♥♥, sorry guys
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
ᵘʷᵘ my eggs all over the ᵘʷᵘ place 🥚
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry ᵘʷᵘ oh ♥♥♥♥ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ♥♥♥♥, sorry guys
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
ᵘʷᵘ my eggs all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ
Whoops
uwu uwu uwu

i
uwu busted uwu

|\ / \ / \ / | ,_
; \/` my '; , \_',
\ / ♥♥♥
'. .' /`.
`~ ~` , /\
Egg ` " . ` "
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry ᵘʷᵘ oh ♥♥♥♥ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ 💦 ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ♥♥♥♥, sorry guys
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
∧__∧
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)っ Whoops
(っ /
Lノ┘ my egg

  ∧___∧
⊂ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) my egg
 ヽ ⊂二/
 (⌒) / 💦🥚

/        \ fell
|  ●    ● | whoops
\   __ / out

ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
ᵘʷᵘ my UWUs all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry💦
ᵘʷᵘ whooPs ♥♥♥♥ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
⊂ヽ
  \\ my egg
   \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    > ⌒ヽ
   /   へ\
   /  / \\fell out
   レ ノ   ヽつ
  / / 💦
  / /| 🥚
 ( (ヽ.
 | |、\
 | 丿 \ ⌒)
 | |  ) /
ノ )  Lノ
(_/
ᵘʷᵘ 💦 ♥♥♥♥ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ 🥚 ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ 💦ᵘʷᵘ ♥♥♥♥, sorry guys
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ 🥚 ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
ᵘʷᵘ my eggs all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ 🥚 sorry ᵘʷᵘ oh ♥♥♥♥ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ 💦 ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ

🥚
ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS! ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS!

There is a ♥♥♥ EGG alert in aisle 4!

Someone came all over the floor. There is cumeggs everywhere. You cannot stand in aisle 4 without seeing or feeling cumeggs. The amount of eggs and ejaculate in aisle 4 is simply unnatural. Please for the love of God, we need a cleanup in aisle 4. This lagoon of cummie eggie must have been produced by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blue whale.

Oh God I can smell it.
*sniffffffFfffFfff*

The fluid mixture has invaded my nostrils. There is so much cummie eggy mess. I cannot see. It's all yellow white . Everything. White. Yellow. Mom please help. SOS. Someone call 911, or 411, or a scientist I don't know. I'm_

*gargling noises*
drowning-
*slip*
in-
*more thick eggy gargling*
-cumegg!
*dial tone*

ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ♥♥♥♥, sorry guys
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
ᵘʷᵘ my eggs all over the ᵘʷᵘ place 🥚
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry ᵘʷᵘ oh ♥♥♥♥ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ♥♥♥♥, sorry guys
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
ᵘʷᵘ my eggs all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ
Whoops
uwu uwu uwu

i
uwu busted uwu

|\ / \ / \ / | ,_
; \/` my '; , \_',
\ / ♥♥♥
'. .' /`.
`~ ~` , /\
Egg ` " . ` "
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry ᵘʷᵘ oh ♥♥♥♥ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ 💦 ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ♥♥♥♥, sorry guys
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
∧__∧
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)っ Whoops
(っ /
Lノ┘ my egg

  ∧___∧
⊂ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) my egg
 ヽ ⊂二/
 (⌒) / 💦🥚

/        \ fell
|  ●    ● | whoops
\   __ / out

ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
ᵘʷᵘ my UWUs all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry💦
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~famous quotes~
"this is not the right time to mastrubate"

-drawer spaghetti

«D e stør sjangs for at du et en at æ et, og æ e feit!»

-Trønder

"like, you just lay there with your ♥♥♥♥ in your mouth thinking 'how did my life come to this' "

-my wife

"have you never have feeling penis??"

-lardman

stick??
more like log!

-my previous wife

«Før va æ redd for mørket, no e æ redd for mørke»

-ukjent trønder

♥♥♥♥ swedes and turks. they are weak bloodline
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𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖓 3 พ.ค. 2024 @ 11: 21am 
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Post this windmill on 5 other profiles to keep Steam properly air conditioned!
MagaakeFTW 13 ก.ย. 2022 @ 12: 15pm 
''Never have feeling penis'' - MagaakeFTW
Thor_1 2 พ.ย. 2021 @ 10: 37am 
+rep Hell a nice player. !! :steamthumbsup:
m.skei 4 ต.ค. 2021 @ 10: 49am 
hallo
aki 27 ธ.ค. 2019 @ 12: 31pm 
+rep insane player.

just needs to work on his communication, teamplay, pistols, positioning, rifles, coordination, AWP, utility, clutching, confidence, aiming, economy management, movement and entries.
aki 23 พ.ย. 2019 @ 1: 40pm 
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