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but I laid mine open, carved it free to share.
dont: say less
gurt: sybau✌️🥀
Das man in Polen findt
Aber nein, aber nein, sprach sie
Ich küsse nie
Da lebte einst ein Mädchen
Das war so schön
Sie war das allerschönste Kind
Das man in Polen findt
Aber nein, aber nein, sprach sie
Ich küsse nie
I used to chase squirrels and climb trees once.
Now I groan merely bending knees.
My back pops like popcorn popping
And I can't remember where I parked constantly.
I speak to plants and give my shoes names.
And occasionally nap while viewing news.
I sneeze and suddenly need a break,
Birthdays are like a piece of cake.
Someone else should really bake.
My teeth are mine (in a small jar),
I refer to every adolescent as a "rockstar."
I confuse TikTok with a wristwatch beep.
And say "hip" words such as "groovy" yeep.
But life is wonderful in these golden years, With fuzzy socks and joyful tears. So do not take offense when you're called "old chap, Just smile widely, and then take a nap.
Because they use honeycombs!
(and woman too -w-)