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Ert: don't rob me
Don't: say less 😂
say: Less
Less: sybau ♥♥♥♥♥
Dante: lol I shot my gf
Dante mommy senpai: D-D-dante..
Dante: Mommy senpai it's not what it looks like!
Dante mommy Senpai: ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME.
Dante: Please don't whip me again mommy-chan >.<
Dante mommy senpai: Any last words?
Dante; Oh! Let me ask РуÑÑкий Onix for help!
Dante: *Calls Onix* Onix daddy what do I do!
Onix oyobeshi: Reinstall Windows ðŸ§ðŸ¥±ðŸ¤“*Hangs up*
Dante: Ok this is risky but! *Reinstalls Windows*
Dante mommy senpai: ...
Dante: ...
Dante: Wait mom n-
*Gets his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ head blown off and hanged on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wall as the gallons of blood start dripping. Then Dante's parents and siblings eat his corpse and feeds it to the neighbors too.*
Gayboyhero: Ask Ur mom
Onix: Uhm that's offensive talking about people's relatives. Your a ♥♥♥♥ buddy 🤓🥱
Gayboyhero: I will leave :(
*Leaves*
*Blocks Onix on steam*
*Blocks Onix on discord*
icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go 💔... b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm lmao, bt ts pyo 2 js lmk lol onb fr.