Scoregasm is like an orgasm. But with scores. Hence Scoregasm.

I mean, you might doubt it at first, like "how can a game be like an orgasm? Have you ever even had an orgasm?" and that's fine, they're fair questions to ask but I ask you, have you ever not had an orgasm involve lasers? I did not think so. So throw winning some points on top of a laser powered orgasm and there you go, videogame.

I think that's how it works, anyway. I wasn't really paying attention in class that day.

It's also a bloody good arena shooter with biscuits. I'm not lying about the biscuits.

"If you like biscuits, you'll like this"

Scoregasm is like an orgasm. But with scores. Hence Scoregasm. I mean, you might doubt it at first, like "how can a game be like an orgasm? Have you ever even had an orgasm?" and that's fine, they're fair questions to ask but I ask you, have you ever not had an orgasm involve lasers? I did not think so. So throw winning some points on top of a laser powered orgasm and there you go, videogame. I think that's how it works, anyway. I wasn't really paying attention in class that day. It's also a bloody good arena shooter with biscuits. I'm not lying about the biscuits. "If you like biscuits, you'll like this"