i love shrimp!
if you are a shrimp boat captain in real life i would love to buy a crate of shrimp off you please!

Can you give me a skin NIL deal?

be sure to credit me when you publish the book.
and i reserve all rights to at least 10% of the profits

This dude did not just put his win ratio in his bio. Oh it gets worse no it's not just a win ratio it would be much much much lower if it was a different map, no this guy has his win ratio in office! bro that's so crazy you have a win ratio above 80% on a map you not only main but half the time the ranks are messed up and will face you against lower ranks the majority of the time that's pretty incredible! . oh it gets worse. he's a P90 main.... and will yap about how oh look at me I have x amount of kills on my p90.... wow that's crazy you have x amount of kills on a gun that requires little to no skill to use that's wild. Oh also theres a cool website called csgostats.gg do yourself a favor you wanna laugh at something put this guys url in it you'll get a kick out of it. OVERALL K/D 0.93 OVERALL WINRATE 54% for a office main that's acting as if he's this insane p90 player that's hilarious atleast it is to me lmao.

-rep worst teammate ever. wouldn't stop talking about his skins and he went 4-21.

go outside and quit playing firestone