Im going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time...

Hello all, I have done investigation into CS:GO and our mental minds. And will provide deep analysis into how to improve ourselves.

Firstly what I am discovered is the skill of people called "weebs" in the csgo is much higher compare to normals. So what does this mean? Well simple! Weebs have genes that enable them to quicker aim onto enemies compare to normals. This means they are going to kill more before dieing and will win more games.

Now because we must test this theory out I played CS:GO while I was a normal boy for 1 week. I derank from MG2 (solo que) down to Nova 3. That is a drop of -3 Ranks which can lead to death of some players in this game. After the week is over, I now played as "weebs" and increase rank from Nova 3 to MGE. what is this mean? this mean I am +4 rank, leading me to love CS:GO more.

So now the question is, how do I pretend to weeb and be better at CS:GO? Since the proof is here and also documented in many other resources online like other steam groups. (I can list some below)

Firstly to pretend to be weeb you must change the followings:
- Normal profile picture +Anime girl profile picture (more sexual = more awp aim)
- Normal profile background +Anime background (more sexual = better spary control)
- Normal steam groups +Anime groups (more sexual = better igl )
Optional: delete you normal friend, +anime friend/+weeb friend (anime frends ok, but weeb frend mean better 5 man performence men)

weeb loadout:
Main weapon: Awp
2nd weapon: deagle (if cannot deagle use scout)
Stickers: Anime stickers or Perfect world capsule 1 stickers. (Foil/Holo = Better aim)
reddit.com/r/csgo/comments/a96ecb/csgo_w ..

Map pools:
Dust 2. This is you bread and butter map now. If you play dust 2 with weeb profile you will easy win 88% of all game played. 12% loss because team no drop you awp.
Optional: Mirage + Cache, you can also attempt to play on both these map but bonuses are minimal provided by weeb god.
Last option: Inferno, inferno is ok for weeb, but no bonuses are provided by weeb power.
Other maps are forbidden and will 100% mean lose.

I hope you mens read this info and we all become glovbal offensive soon.
If you are not global by next week I am ban you all.

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