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└📁Program Files (x86)
└📁steam
└📁steamapps
└📁common
└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
└📁Skills
└ ️This folder is empty
└📁 Aim
└ ️This folder is empty
“We are the universe experiencing.” Cool, but the universe is also experiencing you abandoning 277 games. That’s not deep—it’s commitment issues with extra glitter.
🧳 You've been to 10 countries and still can't escape the cringe. Paddle boarding and rum n cokes? Calm down, BBC travel influencer—this ain’t Tinder.
🎓 More degrees than perfect games. If you’re gonna stack diplomas like Infinity Stones, at least make Thanos proud.
🥇 Level 112 but emotionally level 12. 136 badges, 321 screenshots, and still a 23% completion rate. You’re the philosophical goth girl haunting Steam with glitter and trauma.
Finish a game, Snowwwy. Just one.