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Everytime I hear a pathetic Australian say "Mate" I just want to punch them in their good for nothing liver.
Since it's common knowledge that all Australians are alcoholics, a punch to an Australians' liver would most likely be fatal."
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Jam > Jelly
Stay 😅😅😅 with me, hang on. I plugged 🔌 this into the calculator 🔢.
And... wait for it 😑😑😑.
I put in two ✌️
plus ➕
two 2⃣
plus ➕
ONE 1⃣
plus ➕
two 🕑.
Stay 😅😅😅 with me, hang on. I plugged 🔌 this into the calculator 🔢.
And... wait for it 😑😑😑.
I put in two ✌️
plus ➕
two 2⃣
plus ➕
ONE 1⃣
plus ➕
two 🕑.
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love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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