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10.6 hrs last two weeks / 789.3 hrs on record (729.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: 15 Aug, 2022 @ 11:09am
Updated: 22 Feb @ 2:51pm

Title: Counter-Strike 2: Chaos and Comedy 🎮😂

Introduction: Welcome to Counter-Strike 2, where you experience bullets, banter, and unexpected laughter.

Gameplay: Armed with hopes of e-sports glory, I jumped into Counter-Strike 2. It was a mix of respawning and questioning my Wi-Fi.

Round 1: The Learning Curve: Thrown into chaos with tactical grenades and lightning-fast players, I mostly respawned and pondered my connection.

Round 2: The "Teamwork" Experience: "Teamwork" was a mix of alien dialects and keyboard smashing. Despite our coordination resembling herding cats, we won a round by sheer luck.

Round 3: The Sniper Duel: Sniper duel involved waiting... and then a headshot from across the map. Lesson: Patience doesn't work here.

Round 4: The "Accidental" Team Kill: Friendly fire is on! My teammate should have avoided my grenade. Earned the title "Team Nuisance."

Final Thoughts: Counter-Strike 2 is a thrilling, humbling adventure where you can go from hero to zero instantly. Keep your humor intact and rage meter low. 8/10, would rage-quit again. :D
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de_Travj☢ 25 Feb @ 10:51am 
hahaaha, so funny and :steamhappy: :steammocking:true. our litlle coemdian :steamhappy: