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SO AFTAER I DIED I CAME BACK AND I WAZ IN HEVEN???? IDK CANT REMEMBR. ANYWAY SON YES I WAS IN HEVENN AND THERE WAS GOD STIINNIMMSPSO SITTINGNIN FRONT OF ME. I ASKED HIM IF I COLD GET BACK LIFE. HE SAID OK SO THEN HE ZAPED ME BUT REPLACE THE Z WITH R THEN I GOT A 1-UP FROM SUPER MARIO 64. THEN I GOT A 1-UP FROM SUPER MARIO 64. I THINK I FORGOT MY DEMENTIA PILLS... UUH... SO THEN I GOT A 1-UP FROM SUPER MARIO 64. SO THEN I GOT
ONE DAY I WOKE UP AT AROUND 3:02 AM WHEN I HEARD MY PHONE RING
I CHECKED MY PHONE AND SOMEONE WAS CALLING ME
SANTA WAS CALLING ME??? WHT WAS SANTA CALLING ME? I THOUHT TO YMSELF. SANTA SAID TO ME THAT HE HAD A PRESENT WAITING FOR ME IN THE LIVING ROOM.
SO THEIN I WENT TO THE LIVING ROOM AND I CHECKED THE LIVING ROOM. THERE WAS A SPOOKY PRESENT WAITING FRO ME. I OPENED IT AND IT WAS A SPOOKY COPY OF SUPER MARIO 64 FOR TE NINTENDO 64. CONVENIENTLY I HAD A NINTENDO 64 CONSOLE SO I PUT THE COPY OF MARIO INTO THE CONSOLE AND STARTED TO PLAY.
THE FIRST THING THAT I NOTICED WAS MARIO'S EYES WERE FULLY BLAACK AND THERE WAS HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD COMING OUT OF HIS EYES. I PRESSD START AND MARIO SAID IN A DEMONIC VOICE "DIE".
THEN I DIED. THE END. NOW COPY AND PASTE THIS TO 10 WEBSITES SO YOUR CRUSH WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU TOMORROW
WHAT
that one day every perso in this nation will control their own destingy
a land of the TRULY FRE DAMIT
a nation of ACTION NOT WORDS rled by STRENGTH not COMMITTEE
i cant do this anymore
i noononnoONONNOONNN