sex ain't real
Jakob
Level
53
Years of Service
750 XP
 
 
sometimes I make funny videos
Ｔｈｅ ｅｎｄ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ｃｅｎｔｕｒｙ ｉｓ ｗａｉｔｉｎｇ ｆｏｒ
ｕｓ.

Neo-Luddite
Mongolian childrens cartoons

"I simply do not use brakes, why would I wish to slow down? So the CIA can sell me crack and children? No thank you!"

Kyrie, Eleison

☦︎
View more info
Currently Online
Badges  23
Games  423
Inventory   
Screenshots  130
Groups  5
Active Neotokyo Players
4,701 Members
Vinesauce Vidya
47,775 Members
Eden Radio
952 Members
Friends  85
125
UliFi
Offline
106
CrimsonSunset
Online
104
Triple Deep Threat
Offline
85
Prium7786
Offline
85
Reptobismal
Offline
69
halo
Offline
yo
Just chillin

If I haven't been online for awhile i'm probably busy

Feel free to invite me to games

Remember to chill out every once and awhile
Item Showcase
Favorite Game
Team Fortress 2
1,450
Hours played
345
Achievements
Mannifest Destiny
500 XP
Achievement Progress   345 of 520
+340
Screenshots 4
Rarest Achievement Showcase
+4,643
4,663
Achievements
3
Perfect Games
26%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Screenshot Showcase
That's how it is
+ 129
Recent Activity
42.6 hours past 2 weeks
159 hrs on record
last played on 19 Apr
Valheim
1.2 hrs on record
last played on 14 Apr
Anno 2070
7.2 hrs on record
last played on 14 Apr
Rise of Nations: Extended Edition
Achievement Progress   7 of 38
+2
Comments
sex ain't real 24 Dec, 2023 @ 7:15pm 
+rep
really handsome but he won't call me back :(
firebug 5 Jun, 2021 @ 11:58pm 
fatmagic moment
SirSandwich 29 May, 2021 @ 10:08pm 
-rep terrible scout in MvM
SirSandwich 29 May, 2021 @ 10:06pm 
+rep amazing pyro in MvM
boss baby gaming 24 Jan, 2020 @ 11:18pm 
you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn’t want war. but i didn’t start it.
halmisae 31 Dec, 2017 @ 7:00pm 
Have a great coming year, friend! =]