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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 206.9 hrs on record (194.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: 4 May, 2015 @ 6:30am
Updated: 6 May, 2015 @ 6:28am

Dear Diary,

Day 1, I played CK2 as a Viking Lord in Norway. I was able to get FedualisAm and reformed Religion. 65 years old and on death door I was able to get Primogeniture passed as a tribe and formed kingdom of sweden and norway.

Day 2, Today the throne was passed to me by my father. I was able to take over Finland and Denmark to create an empire.
Found a new home in England and that will be the target of my son.

Day 3, My father was a viking berserker, He lead an army of 5000 men charging toward 3000 skirt troop but he was manage to get surranded and killed. I got on the throne just 14 years old and I will probably rule it a long time.

Day 4, I am still on the throne and now i am now 70 years old. A lot things happened and United Kingdom is now under viking Banner and I am still a bit short of forming the wendish empire. It's Already midnight here so a new day will start.

Day 5, It's pass mid night and i will play until i pass the throne to my son. as 70 I will need to slow down and manage my titles, county and Duchy well. Time to be a bit ruthless tyrant and once I die all bad behavior will be washed away.

PSSSSttt.. I am now 83 years old.. Why won't i die? All the vassal are extramly unhappy with me taking duchy, Banish overpowered lord. I had to bribe people regulary. Murder over powerful faction member. And forget about Fabricate Claims I need it to keep my subject happy.

MAARARAFDAAS... I am now 93 years old.. I accepted the fact that i won't die anytime soon And it's 5:30 in the morning already.

Meh.. This is a review? Not a Diary? Why are you Staring at my story.., Buy the game and start your own story.

Update:
A little update to the fun fact.. he finnaly died at 95. then the heir was 75 and died with the year then the heir was 59 and already mained and ill. He died in 3 month. Now i am playing as a 2 year old infant. Wow. I love this game.
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27 Comments
ИИ.SUS 30 Sep, 2019 @ 2:41am 
Awesome review :47_thumb_up:
Ariel & Morty 8 Feb, 2018 @ 1:01am 
I LOVE your review :)
lost 29 Dec, 2017 @ 6:32pm 
Wow good read hahaha
wany1981 3 Oct, 2016 @ 5:43pm 
A lot things.. can happen..
Kung in Bung 3 Oct, 2016 @ 4:00pm 
i watch a guy play ck2 on youtube and his son founded 2 empires then he died became his son and ruled 3 empires (yes the son created 2 empires and the dad has 1 empire)
isnt ck2 great
wany1981 20 Oct, 2015 @ 8:01am 
Lol me 2.. on paradox website there is a record thing for the longest living character before they died.. last time i check it's 110.
DroP 20 Oct, 2015 @ 7:44am 
I hate when this happens, you are waiting so bad to die so you can play with your 30 diplomacy genius heir, then you insist in not die and your heir decides to go first, so the titles you gave to him go directly to his imbecile arbitrary son and everything you've planned isn't going to happen.. i cri evritim :`(
NinoAllen 15 Oct, 2015 @ 5:46am 
LOUIS XIV haha
stealthyshiroean 4 Oct, 2015 @ 1:28pm 
That's impressive. Longest living guy I had was 89. Was really hoping he'd reach 90...
Keksenberg 2 Oct, 2015 @ 5:19pm 
Consider me entertained, I applaud this review!