Volte da boy
Located in: World Government HQ
 
 
Hi. If you're here from Elden Ring, I am Volte. In game, I am either 'Godrick Soldier', 'An Idiotic Harpy', or 'A Friendly Witch'.

I enjoy helping people, goofing off, and sharing secrets and items with others. If you see me in game, say hi. I never invade with the goal of beating you, I just want to entertain you, maybe give you something to laugh about. I'll pretend to be part of the team, even though I am invading! Please avoid killing me. I want to pretend to be a part of your team because I am not good enough to be a part of a real one. It'd mean a lot to me if I could feel like I am helping, even if I am not.

Cheers,
-Volte
Currently Online
Uncle Gubsy 16 hours ago 
♥♥♥♥♥♥
Volte da boy 20 Apr @ 6:05pm 
It's probably a bit too late at this point and we may never see each other again, but sure. I owe you a duel. Sorry about that.
Koal 20 Apr @ 4:58pm 
nice*
So wish Steam allowed us to edit profile messages..
Koal 20 Apr @ 4:56pm 
I mean that's all ncie and all but I was expecting a one on one duel, so if its not too much trouble, please fight me? Thank you.
Spoon 8 Apr @ 3:56pm 
I have sent you a friend request.
Spoon 8 Apr @ 2:21am 
I beseech you, join my adventures, humble wizard of the shadow lands.