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ㅤ* The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
ㅤ* My mate Sid was a victim of I.D. theft. Now we just call him S.
ㅤ* A grizzly bear walks into a pub and says, "Can I have a pint of lager..............................................................................................................................and a packet of crisps please."
To which the barman replies, "Why the big paws?"
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling!