Ben Droned

#TMI bro

Ough. just Released on the two comments below. this is so Embarrassing omg fml

bot below. block and report at all costs. - Cpt Z

Hey, I'm sorry if this comes off as a little weird, but, after we hung out at the lake the other day, I just couldn't stop thinking about your toes. How they had their own shy and cutesy personality. How you dug them into the sand, to hide them (presumably) from my tantalized eyes. Have you ever sat down and just decided that maybe, just maybe, your toes ARE good enough for the whole world to see? Your nails are exquisite and well pedicured. Your knuckles are voluptuous. Every single digit remains intact. Your well earned calluses are shapely and your grippers surely are a marvelous sight to behold. The soft skin complimented by your rock hard and sharp nails, on top of having just been sauteed in your shoes for hours and hours all day, every day. I dream every evening in bed of having a barbecue with those lil piggies. I just need them in my mouth. Call me. xoxo

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