Recent reviews by MasterJakeUp

Easy Money, Easy Achievements. Easy Maids. Easy.

Do these heifers EVER... shut UP???! It's worse than MGS. Even clicking on "SKIP" it's too long. I'm just here for the achievements.

Hey... This nun just gave me a bIowjob. Are they allowed to do that?

Woman was not created to be alone... Stranded, seek out others to join forces to defeat the evil, holding everyone captive on this remote island. But allies alone are NOT enough. You must hunt, fish, and gather vegetative materials for your survival. But clean food and water are only the beginning because crafting is KEY. You'll need protection by crafting and equipping yourself with swords, axes, armor, helmets, leather, swimsuits, tight miniskirts, bunny suits, high leg thighs, no-pants thighs, fishnet stockings, pasties, livestock tags, vulva tattoos, etc...

My daughter walked in on me when I just started a match. So I turned to make eye contact with her and kept making eye contact with her to make sure she was looking at me while the ♥♥♥♥♥ on screen was beating me up.

How many of you have tried playing pinball with only ONE HAND.........? That's what I thought.

A Match 3 game? I though I was buying Tic-Tac-Toe.

It's much cheaper than having to go to the beach. And you don't have to deal with sand.

Have you ever met a woman so insatiable? Cheap Price. Cheap \/\/h0re. Cheap Thrills. CHEAP!

Let me save you all the heartache of deception by warning you that the title of this game is misleading at best. Titled "Brave Alchemist Colette," it should have been "Brave AlCUMist Colette" instead. So if you know what an alchemist does, you don't have to think too far to figure out what an alCUMist is hence the MC's character class/occupation. And no spoiler alert needed since the game goes right into this 5 minutes after the game starts.

As a collector of Gust's Atelier games with a busy schedule, I was hoping to pick up a sort of "Atelier-Lite" title to help pass what little gaming time I have. But with "Brave AlCUMist Colette" not only do I have to trek out into the untamed wilderness to gather ingredients, I'll also have to collect the male fluids from strangers of a variety of species of old, mature, and young. Ladies and Gents, I'm just letting you all know in case it's an issue.

Recommended.