no i cheated not hacked jeez

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HACKLING ♥♥♥♥ GHOD DAMNB U REPORT HIM

Legend has it, he was born with a mouse in one hand and a flashbang in the other. his aim? Sharper than a Karambit. his movement? Smoother than a smoke fade. his game sense? Questionable at best.

he's clutched 1v5s, but also whiffed point-blank Deagle shots. Sometimes he top frags, sometimes he bottom frags—but he always frags. If there's a bomb to be planted, you can bet he'll be planting it on the wrong site.

When he's not carrying my team (or being carried), you can find him perfecting his 360 no-scopes in warm-up or blaming lag for his misplays. So if you see him in your lobby, get ready for some high-risk, low-reward plays—and maybe, just maybe, a miracle moment or two.

🔫 Play Hard. Die Fast. Rage Quit Later. 🎮

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