I would like to apologize for any spelling/pronouns (he,her,his, etc), because english is not my main lenguaje, so anyways, lets get to exposing zombies!


AND THIS GUIDE IS A JOKE! SO DONT TAKE IT SERIUSLY!

This is the reason why BOTH the zombie and flag zombie are sex offenders AND pedophiles. So the flag zombie lures zombie girls and zombie kids using his flag to lure them into his house, after the zombie girl/kid is in his house, the regular zombie does the penis sex with them. One of the evidence is their broken clothes wich could mean sign of a struggle.Checkmate

Original guide:
https://test-steamproxy.haloskins.io/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2158416289

So, basically, the cone of the conehead zombie has an shape that can fit in your wennie hole.Checkmate

I will be exposing the pole zombie now!!!1. So the pole zombie uses his pole to jump over the peashooters, and what are behinds the peashooters? Sunflowers! Are the sunflowers underaged girls? YES THEY ARE! The pole vaulting zombie wants to be with the underaged sunflowers girls!!11111111 OMG!!! Checkmate.

Original guide: https://test-steamproxy.haloskins.io/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2150665780

So, basically, the zombie has BLOOD on his bucket, this proves that he has attacked and sexually harrased a woman! Checkmate.

Original Guide: https://test-steamproxy.haloskins.io/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2362947068

So,basically, the newspaper zombie has NO PANTS,meaning its EASIER TO VIOLATE WOMEN! Second, hes using the newspaper as a disguise so nobody suspect hims, hes old and finally, he has YEE YEE BUTT HAIRCUT! Checkmate

The reason why the door zombie is a sex offender is because he can break doors! Wich mean he can get inside the victim house, making it easier for him to rape the victim! Checkmate.

So the main reason the football zombie is a pedophile is because he passes times with kids? Why is this? BECAUSE KIDS LOVE SPORTMANS! Checkmate.

So, first of all, ask yourself, where do people dance? On nightclubs! Are drunk people on nightclubs! YES. THERE. ARE! So the dancer zombie and its minion capture drunk people and then they rape the victim (the drunk person!). Checkmate.

He has his wennie in the duck. Checkmate

The reason the swimming zombie is a sex offender is because he can drag women under the water, then rape the woman, and when hes done he drowns the victim. Checkmate.

The reason behind the slaughter is because the machine zombie (zomboni) is a sex offender is because he looks like he has a minimal wage job, wich means hes most likely the be a sex offender! And hes also hidding its wennie inside the machine! This is why he nevers leaves the machine! Checkmate. (And hes also a teeneger)

So, the zombie bosled team only comes when the zomboni has made a ice pathway, wich means they are teaming with zomboni! Using this ice pathway, they can get faster to children! If you dont belive this, then think you yourself. WHY ARENT THEY IN ARTANTICA IF THERE IS MORE ICE THERE? Checkmate.

This is a bit different than other ones, but, if you see in the models for the dolphin rider, you can see its wennie (its hard to spot) in the dolphin! Checkmate.

So, the reason is because he uses his jack in the box to lure kids, when an kid is closer the jack in the box zombie they both explode... ALTEAST HE WANTS US TO THINK THAT. The JITB zombie is not dead! Neither is the kid! He uses the explosing as an get-away method! How do we know this? Because you cant see trough the explosion smoke! And when the smokes goes away there is no JITB zombie neither there is a child, because the JITB zombie uses the smokes to flee our yard with the kid! Then the JITB zombie rapes the child! Checkmate!

Original Guide: https://test-steamproxy.haloskins.io/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2381082834

He uses the ballon to lure kids, and the reason the kids dont realize its an adult its because he uses the papeller hat to disguise an kid! And he looks crazy. Checkmate.

Original Guide:
https://test-steamproxy.haloskins.io/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2222756208

1. Hes fat and ugly.
2. At the end of the game he says "i like your trycicle" and only kids use trycicles!
3. Instead of eating your brains he goes back to the street because he couldnt find any kids in your yard!

The reason because the yeti is a sex offender is because he only appears in dark levels! Making it easier to rape a victim! And he doesnt go to your house! He goes back to the street after 3-5 tiles! Meaning hes leaving the scene! Checkmate!

The Bungee zombie is a sex offender is because he uses the Bungee rope so he can kidnap women faster! Checkmate!

The reason he is a sex offender is because hes old and ugly and he uses the ladder to get into the victim home! And he uses its hammer to break the windows or kill the victim after hes done! Checkmate.

Original guide: https://test-steamproxy.haloskins.io/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2351076694

He has an beard, i hate his stupid beard.

The reason hes a sex offender is because he uses the basketballs to knock out the victim! After that he kidnaps the victim! Checkmate.
(and hes fat an ugly)

FACT: The imp is NOT A KID! He might look like one buts he is actually 50 years old! So the gargantuar uses the imp to make friends, then the imp lures its friend (the victim) to the gargantuar, then the gargantuar kidnaps the victim! Checkmate.

HE MAKED THE ZOMBIES! MEANING HE MAKED THEM WITH THE ABILITY TO BE AN SEX OFFENDER, AN CHILD OFFENDER, OR AN PEDOPHILE! WE NEED TO CANCEL DR ZOMBOSS.

pleas hep m, d zoboss is comng to m hous, my ip is 524.23.723.01

We have to cancel all of the zombies, specially Dr Zomboss! We need to burn them! If you want to see a part 2 on non-almanac zombies please rate 6 stars!