The Expendabros

The Expendabros

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How to Bro-Surf!
By boof
learn how to execute the rare bro-surfing skill with unmatchable grace!
   
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Step one: Find yourself a fine steed to ride
In this example we will use this living sack of bacon; the Bro-Pig! (currently the only known ridable surf bro)

So first you must find a pig and say hello!
Step two: Murder your new friend
Now, this may sound cruel, but you need to murder your newfound friend in cold blood in order to surf his mutilated corpse. It's all in the name of 'Murica, so it's okay.
Step three: Hop on top of your friend's mutilated corpse and stab the living daylights out of him!
Now swallow all of your bro-pride and jump on top of the lifeless carcass of your murdered bro-pig and smash the living hell out of your melee button and watch as you take flight!
Step four: Continue stabbing until maximum velocity is reached!
Just keep mashing that "U" button like it's your grandmother's clltoris and you should be flying in no time!

THANKS FOR READING GG
47 Comments
Generic Profile Name 18 Dec, 2024 @ 5:44pm 
thats cursed
ss 12 Nov, 2021 @ 5:40am 
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glenny3214 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59am 
The point of the game is blood and gore. Don't play if you have a weak stomach
Timina 6 Oct, 2020 @ 6:56am 
pika
d_h1u 28 Feb, 2018 @ 1:50am 
nice
Ainharjar 19 Dec, 2017 @ 7:35am 
i saw noticed this the 3rd or 4th time i played through, i still use it in th 8th time
Daan 7 Dec, 2017 @ 12:54pm 
+Rev.Co try ziplining over everything and avoid everything.
It is a gory game. Sorry
GRIM 23 Nov, 2017 @ 2:56pm 
i bet a level in 59 sec
NotoX 23 Nov, 2016 @ 7:41pm 
i love this game
Ecy 2 Nov, 2016 @ 11:40am 
WHY U??? REAL KNIFE BUTTON IS C