carried by a cheater in cs

Carl var en fyr fra et sted uden navn,
med cykel uden kæde og et hjerte af skumgummi.
Han gik altid rundt i shorts – året rundt,
og i hans bukser boede... den lille piv.

Var det et dyr? En ånd? Et lille orgel?
Nej, det var blot Carlens egen lille morgen-trold.
Han var ikke flov – slet ikke genert.

Men folk i byen begyndte at hviske,
"Han snakker med pikken – måske skal vi fiske
ham op og sende ham til noget terapi,
eller bare give ham bukser med mindre poesi?"

Men Carl var fri, som en vind med fløjte,
han sagde: "Hvorfor skjule dét, som alligevel skal sprøjte?

Så næste gang du møder en Carl på din vej,
og du hører et piv nedefra et sted i leg,
så smil og nikk’ og sig med respekt:
"Du og jeg skal samme vej"

+rep his bum crack smells like a good mixed nutella with carrots

+rep smart moves

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out

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