☣ Alex The Mate ☢
Alex The Big Weiner
Chicago, Illinois, United States
A man chooses, a simp obeys
A man chooses, a simp obeys
Actuellement hors ligne
I like crack
under section 34 of Secure Credits and Taxes act, the president can induce artificial inflation and if the inflation gets high enough, technically Trump can declare emergency powers and not leave the office, google "Trump SCAT inflation rule 34" for more info
Vitrine des créations
Halo 3: Odst
Vitrine des succès les plus rares
Jeu favori
Vitrine des évaluations
37 heures de jeu
Bang bang skeet skeet
Vitrine des captures d'écran
DOOM Eternal
Vitrine des récompenses
x1
x1
2
Récompenses reçues
11
Récompenses données
Activité récente
156 h en tout
dernière utilisation le 6 mai
11,7 h en tout
dernière utilisation le 4 mai
4,8 h en tout
dernière utilisation le 30 avr.
Penguin Mafia 15 avr.   1h12 
---rep he said hello kitty island adventure isn't getting GOTY
TwiztidBallz 3 févr.   8h07 
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Bud LightYear of Shart Coommand 13 aout 2024   15h46 
+rep I still have wet dreams about you
Penguin Mafia 21 janv. 2024   17h36 
+rep although didn't send toe pics that were promised
Penguin Mafia 25 oct. 2023   0h56 
Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate gaming laptops.
Penguin Mafia 4 oct. 2023   0h15 
+ smells