☣ Alex The Mate ☢
Alex The Big Weiner
Chicago, Illinois, United States
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under section 34 of Secure Credits and Taxes act, the president can induce artificial inflation and if the inflation gets high enough, technically Trump can declare emergency powers and not leave the office, google "Trump SCAT inflation rule 34" for more info
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Penguin Mafia 15 Απρ, 1:12 
---rep he said hello kitty island adventure isn't getting GOTY
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Bud LightYear of Shart Coommand 13 Αυγ 2024, 15:46 
+rep I still have wet dreams about you
Penguin Mafia 21 Ιαν 2024, 17:36 
+rep although didn't send toe pics that were promised
Penguin Mafia 25 Οκτ 2023, 0:56 
Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate gaming laptops.
Penguin Mafia 4 Οκτ 2023, 0:15 
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