☣ Alex The Mate ☢
Alex The Big Weiner
Chicago, Illinois, United States
A man chooses, a simp obeys
A man chooses, a simp obeys
目前離線
I like crack
under section 34 of Secure Credits and Taxes act, the president can induce artificial inflation and if the inflation gets high enough, technically Trump can declare emergency powers and not leave the office, google "Trump SCAT inflation rule 34" for more info
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Halo 3: Odst
最愛遊戲
2,233
遊戲時數
406
成就
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已遊玩 37 小時
Bang bang skeet skeet
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DOOM Eternal
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11
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總時數 3.6 小時
最後執行於 5 月 12 日
總時數 39 小時
最後執行於 5 月 12 日
總時數 162 小時
最後執行於 5 月 12 日
成就進度   35 / 50
Penguin Mafia 4 月 15 日 上午 1:12 
---rep he said hello kitty island adventure isn't getting GOTY
TwiztidBallz 2 月 3 日 上午 8:07 
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Bud LightYear of Shart Coommand 2024 年 8 月 13 日 下午 3:46 
+rep I still have wet dreams about you
Penguin Mafia 2024 年 1 月 21 日 下午 5:36 
+rep although didn't send toe pics that were promised
Penguin Mafia 2023 年 10 月 25 日 上午 12:56 
Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate gaming laptops.
Penguin Mafia 2023 年 10 月 4 日 上午 12:15 
+ smells